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We’ve dropped some hints and told our loved ones, but now it’s official. As of today, Toy Soldiers are Mad Dragon recording artists. Yes, the illustrious home of great acts like Andrew Lipke, Hoots and Hellmouth, and The Swimmers have welcomed us into their musical community. We are super excited (though if you ask Dan, he’ll probably act real cool about it).

With a feasibility study in hand that says Philadelphia is well-suited for a bike-sharing program, Mayor Nutter should take the next logical step of soliciting proposals to launch the idea.

A report from the William Penn Foundation issued last week recommends starting the program - similar to car-sharing plans - with 1,700 bicycles at 20 stations across Center City and parts of South, West, and North Philadelphia.

If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.